Wait, wait wait wait motherfucker you ain't off the hook just yet, Lay your money on the table we are goin' to make a little bet, On your rap skills and whatever, 'cause fuck with Mr. Cool isn't all about clever, I'm goin' to teach you a lesson like I taught your mother, She was so-so I'd brag her but then she hit your brother that's right, You better believe it, 'cause that's how I am, the bam, you know the game it's all a scam.Until therewas you we didnt know what to do but I dont give a fuck about the things that I blew. Sucker MC dont you love me, wanna have me, wanna que me, one two three. Its just a modest proposal from a boy anti-social, scraping the skin of our culture, civilized vulture. Do me in, dont make me sin, Im doing so good I cant go through it again. I bomb the mic like a fascist, Mussolini comin' through with no remorse, from the dark you won't see me. Rise up from the sea like a godzilla straight up through your mind with my armour plated drilla. I dont give a fuck what you think about this shit, aint in it for the money never out to make a hit. If you cant take it like I said get a grip cause Im here to fucking stay like the warts on your dick. So wont you make a man out of me, Ive gotta be, connected computerized son of a bitch, makes me itch, sucker for life. I cant decide darkness or light or just a heavenly fright. Stick it, Im tired Im bored, Im trying so hard and I cant be adored. So the sound brakes through from one tone, gives me no choice I cant be alone. Like Darth Vader I surprise you with my skills. I knock your ol ass out like a bag of sleeping pills. I got to rip things up like my name was Jack the Ripper. Theres a party at your house cause your mama is a stripper. Slice through the scene like a knife through peanut butter. Poke on my bruise sometimes ’cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good)Įverybody can agree that seagulls are the worstĪlthough my favorite Bad Lip Reading song is still “Seagulls! (Stop It Now),” “My Stick” is also catchy and a lot of fun.Get your ears cleaned out motherfucker I didnt stutter. Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it’s poison) I could make you wish you couldn’t feel painīought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn’t (it turns out) I could break your stick using just my brain People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?)īut everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst When they laugh at my stick then they learnīought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute)īut when I would sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him) Why’d you drink that creature’s milk, it’s green? To celebrate Star Wars Day, this week’s song is “My Stick,” a Bad Lip Reading of The Last Jedi. Be sure to check it out if you’re interested in learning more. The article provides additional information about how “May the 4th be with you” has been used throughout the years. Because of this, in 1978, “clever newspaper writers used the phrase as a gimmick to mark Independence Day celebrations on the Fourth of July, ” anticipating that their audience would appreciate the joke.ĭid you know that the first time “May the 4th be with you” was used in May, it was NOT in the United States?Īccording to the aforementioned article, “…on May 4, 1979…Britain’s new prime minister, Margaret Thatcher, happened to assume office that day, and another clever newspaper writer for The London Evening News declared in a full-page ad: ‘May the Fourth Be With You, Maggie. Due to the popularity of the movie, people were constantly exposed to the phrase “May the Force be with you” on official and unofficial Star Wars merchandise. In 1977, Star Wars: A New Hope was released. To my surprise, according to “May the 4th Be With You: A Cultural History,” the first known use of this expression occurred in July, NOT May. Have you ever wondered where the expression “May the 4th be with you” came from?ĭid you know that the first time “May the 4th be with you” was used was NOT in May? I was surprised to find that even some businesses celebrate the holiday when I saw “May the 4th be with you” painted above an ADORABLE Yoda on a Starbucks window. Have you done anything today to celebrate Star WarsDay?
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